Ah-Gooo I’ve Arrived
WHAT the heck is going on here!? This is not quite what I expected! I sure got squeezed on the way out of mommy and want no more of that, but still… does it have to be so bright out here? And what’s with all these strange people coming over every day and holding me? It’s like a parade of goons over here! They all make the craziest faces. Both grandmas and auntie Carolyn have been here and love to hold me and make faces at me…
The best things about this new world:
- Mommy and daddy holding me.
- Feeding for hours on end in mommy’s arms
To be honest, there is not that much I like. I DO NOT WANT ANY PART OF the following things:
- Vibrating jiggle chair.
- Swinging chair- scary!
- Bathing. No way! Never!!
- Going for more than 2 hours without eating. No way!
- Changing clothes.
- Changing diapers.
- Having a dirty diaper.
- Being held the wrong way or without a proper head hold. I can’t hold that thing up!
I realize that all this makes me sound sensitive and like a very negative baby. Give me some time. It’s a tough adjustment. I can tell that mommy and daddy are trying hard to please me, but